This made the celebrity-slash-police blotter this morning:
LOS ANGELES - Suspected gang members opened fire on a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards after-party early Sunday, wounding three and scattering 200 mostly teenage attendees, police said.
Now there are shootings after the Kids Choice Awards? Oy vey. But really, where else could the East Coast-West Coast, Abigail Breslin-Dakota Fanning feud go but to the gunplay?