Nothin' between the wind and Ms. Willow ...

For years now the broadcast networks have dealt with uncertainty and confusion while dealing with the newly strict but vague FCC rules regarding obscenity and indecency on television, established soon after Justin Timberlake unleashed Janet Jackson's nipple onto an unsuspecting world at the Super Bowl. (Now, who won that game?) Finally, though, a clarification, one that's must simpler than we suspected. Observe: