From the "someone has too much time on their hands" department, this tidbit from NBC News and the AP:
"A Florida company says it's come up with a handheld laser device that promotes hair growth. And now they say they've got the OK from federal regulators to sell it.
Yeah, this has "lawsuit" written all over it. The first time the "Hairmax Lasercomb" (swear to God, that's its name) zaps someone into an instant lobotomy, that's all she wrote.
Oh, and notice from where this new invention comes - Florida, the vortex of all that is wacky and crazy in the known universe. Ask me about that sometime.
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