Oscars a go-go: George Clooney makes us all feel like mud

Sen. Eugene McCarthy was a guest correspondent for Life magazine for the 1968 World Series, and as he stood in the clubhouse of the St. Louis Cardinals while the team's All-Star outfielder Lou Brock was disrobing nearby, he wrote that he felt like an inferior form of human next to the chiseled physique of Brock. Well, that's how I feel after seeing how George Clooney looks in a tuxedo.