Friday, February 02, 2007

What goes through a groundhog's head on Feb. 2?


"Mofo, please put me the f*** down!"

Seriously, how would you feel if you were sleeping soundly when a pair of foreign hands suddenly woke your ass up and presented you in front of the world? Only two species of being have to endure that kind of behavior - groundhogs and drug dealers who don't lock their doors. And what have groundhogs done to deserve the perp walk treatment.

Oh, by the way, the poor rodent didn't see his shadow, which means that spring will arrive early this yeah. Yeah, tell that to my friends in Chicago, where the high temperature on Super Bowl Sunday will be 6. Fahrenheit.

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